The Replacement Vagina September 6, 2008

Since women are so sought after and venerated because of our genitals, I would like to throw mine into the ring.

Pitching em in to be a Vice President.

I have a vagina, I’ve been an executive.  I could learn how to be Baconian. It seems to be the new thing.

Nominate me and I guarantee that I’ll learn how to shoot a gun and ruin National Park lands.

Maybe I’ll build condos at the Grand Canyon or divert Niagara Falls for my hot tub.

Get out there and campaign for a change.